if I were...

I saw this over at Handbags & Handguns and wanted to play along...

If I were a month, I'd be April - not too hot and not too cold (well in SC at least).
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday - because TGIS is way better than TGIF.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 am - not too early but still plenty of day left.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth - I kinda like it here.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a starfish - useless but pretty.
If I were a direction, I’d be southeast - I love where I live.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge - who doesn't like to lounge?
If I were a liquid, I’d be apple juice - I don't care how old I am, I still love the stuff.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond - it is my birthstone afterall.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Christmas tree - that way I could be fancy even as a tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer - so I could hit things.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be hot and steamy - obv reasons.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a trombone - hubs played it in college.
If I were a color, I’d be pink - fav color duh.
If I were an emotion, I’d be random - is that even an emotion? I say yes.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry - sweet.
If I were a sound, I’d be giggles - they're contagious.
If I were a car, I’d be a Mercedes - high class.
If I were a food, I’d be kraft mac n cheese - I've eaten so much of it during my life already...
If I were a place, I’d be a craft store - craft stores make me happy.
If I were a material, I’d be flannel - oh-so-snuggly.
If I were a taste, I’d be cinnamon sugar - cause girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
If I were a scent, I’d be honeysuckle - it's a happy scent.
If I were an object, I’d be a jewelry - sparkly.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes - ready to see everything I can.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Kill the Lights - yea Brit.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be flip flops - in the south you can wear them with anything.
If I were a flower, I'd be a tulip - simple.
What would you be?